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    keith_richards_telecaster_fender_guitar_rolling_stones_guitarWhat would Keith Richards Do? Daily Affirmations From a Rock and Roll Survivor

    Everything. If you do not have time for the larger Keith Richards biography “LIfe” then this easy to use, handy, self-help guide – “Daily Affirmations From a Rock and Roll Survivor” – is exactly the kind of fix your life might need.

    The Keith Richards Experience

    If it IS true when “they” say that “in life, you get the face you deserve” then Keith Richards has definitely been doing alot of a lot of  heavy, hard and fast living. What’s not to learn or love about a man who snorted his dead father’s ashes and dresses like a street walking Panther.

     

    Guitars on Fire – Father’s Ashes

    More importantly this book gives you the wisdom of his experience without the drama, the drug busts, the house fires, the excommunication from the UK and the face that goes with it. No wonder he is still here – after making it this far  – why stop? And, the truth is that Keith Richards is actually too smart to die – he just doesn’t use moisturiser. When a teenage boy shoots himself with your revolver, okay, if he does it while in bed with your lady, well you had better be mentally prepared.

    A self Help Book inspired by the King of Help Yourself

    Aside from being stuffed with a miasma of wonderful quotations and spoken amusements from the man himself Jessica Pallington West has  adroitley built an entire system of belief, around the biography, events, musings, mishaps and misadventures of Keith Richards on his road from nervous teenager, his beginnings in rock and roll through to his years as a”laboratory” and his eventual iconic status.

    Rock and Roll Survivor

    Even though the SELF HELP side of the book is somewhat “tongue in cheek” the salty, gritty wisdom that the author expounds is, in  fact, some of the best advice you’ll ever receive. Richards’ 50 year rock and roll rollercoaster ride ensured that having pretty much seen and done it all, and survived to tell the tale, he had to develop a unique philosophy, a zen-like armoury of trinkets, talismans and some rather unique thinking.

    Recipe for Shepherds Pie

    More importantly the family  recipe for Shepherds Pie with the power to ward off the devil, comes free with every copy. This book is about as much ‘Keith Richards’ fun as you can have without the heavy consequences. It is utterly hilarious. The secret to living forever is something to do with cheese.